Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

When I get Sats...

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…

Sudden Lee

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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Good morning #ZBD

How do you make time go fast on Monday?

Throw a clock.

What's the best smelling insect?

A deodor-ant.

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What's black and white and goes round and round?

A penguin in the washing machine.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.