What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him!
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Where do you find a polar bear?
The same place you left her.
Why did the phone walk in the water?
He was wading for a phone call.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
How do baby cats learn how to swim?
The kitty pool.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
"No eye-deer."
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What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?
I have to scramble!
Why was the computer cold?
It left its window open!