How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry!
Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Stairs.
Why do birds always sing in the morning?
Because they don't go to work.
Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush
What does a house wear?
Address!
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How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
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