What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

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What's an egg's favorite vacation spot?

New Yolk City.

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What kind of candy do astronauts like?

Mars bars.

What month is the shortest of the year?

May, it only has three letters.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In the River-Bank!

Why are spiders so smart?

They can find everything on the web.

What do cows read the most?

Cattle-logs.

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.