A true revolutionary will write a relay that drops all messages containing "zap" or "bitcoin" in them.
Bro have you heard about this new social network called Nostr, you can "zap" each other and get Bitcoin from it bro, it's lit bro
Zap me bro, I'll zap you back bro
It's going to happen in the next year, guaranteed! HODL!!
All it does is incentivize "follow me to get zapped for ____ sat!!" posts and foster whores and general degeneracy, but I'm sure the libertarian types probably think that's a feature and not a bug.
Shhhh no Bitcoin is going to solve all out problems
We're going to pay our power bills and rent with Bitcoin and evade taxes and there's nothing the government will be able to do about it, they're just going to sit there crying about it while we all drink champagne bought with Bitcoin
It's going to be so great when that happens, it's only a matter of time, it's really going to happen
Here, I know a place where you don't even have to pay https://lmgtfy.app/?q=boobs
How long until this place basically just turns into "zapping" whores for pics and feeding into OnlyFans culture? Libertarians are too spineless to call out degeneracy.
You couldn't help but put your face because you're an attention whore.
*cue white knights*
"Social media is a paradoxically lonely plane, where people just want higher follower count and no real meaningful interaction happens."
"How should we fix it?"
"We'll add little bits of fake money transfer called 'zaps!' That will definitely make the situation better!"
Not your keys, not your money
Also not your money because it's made up, but that's a whole separate issue
It takes all the good things about Iris, throws them away, and enhances the bad things.








