I took a shower that turned in to a bath that turned in to nearly falling asleep in the bath that turned into “I found a microwave meal in my fridge so basically I don’t have to go anywhere today”
Like yeah I posted the same photo twice as a test, but there will be different content for each
I’m still working out a few things but one of the immediate changes I made was to split my pixelfed presence - @mmn@pixelfes.social for English posts and @kevin@pixelfed.fr for French in the spirit of each instance
Perfectly normal #cat for a perfectly normal #caturday

I set up a second micro.blog for my French posts to send things in the right place. I only have separate BlueSky and Nostr 🤮 accounts to be fair, the rest posts to the same Mastodon and Threats dot net account
Now that I go back in to the reports, to give you an idea of how much resources Facebook has been hijacking, this is a single day. Nearly four times as much as a new Plume instance connecting to mine and retrieving 24 years of post history to federate, an event that happens once a month

Fuckin McZucken https://www.mmn.ca/ohmg/2024/06/fuckin-mczucken/
facebookexternalhit ddosing our webserver(s) with crazy amount of requests
https://developers.facebook.com/community/threads/992798532416685/
I’ve discovered that Zuckbook has been leetching bandwith at an insane rate, can’t stop it with robots.txt so just had to get brutal with .htaccess. Took money out of my pocket because they can’t (or won’t) fix their shit or are just stealing shit online for AI
Jarod is being some next level pain in the ass right now. I’m sure he’s doing it intentionally because he didn’t get the rat he invested so much time into not catching
I think I figured out the whole sending things to Threads through Buffer. Just means that posts are made in bulk and two hours later but whatever
Jarod has located and cornered a rat, Samy is “helping” but he’s not exactly aware of how serious Jarod is with this event. I have never seen him so still, quiet, attentative, and ready to fuck some shit up
Before you ask, yes Jarod is missing a tooth. Nobody knows exactly when but that’s how he is

The cats have been inside all day, I don’t yet have the heart to bring them in from enjoying the heat.
I’m not sure if using IFTTT will work sending this post to Threads. Probably not but it’s worth a shot.
Tumblr keeps on crying how I’m using an ad blocker, maybe if my “For You” tab wasn’t full of AI generated sludge and low quality spam, I wouldn’t be using an ad blocker 🤷
Lol les flics sont hilarant - feu rouge grillé sans gyrophare car pourquoi pas, a vitesse super lent. C’est nous suivions la loi mais la loi fait n’importe quoi
Jarod is in his asshole mood, screaming about everything and nothing because having dry food is not in his life plan
I reactivated and setup a couple freelance site profiles, trying to see if I can find a small little extra mission or few I can do over the weekend to add a little bit of extra to my evenual pay packet but also something chill
Listen, it’s 22° outside and 30° inside. Forgive me for installing the clim this evening