Amazon : fuck you we’re adding ads for a service you pay for at the end of August

Also Amazon : Jeff needs a new rocket so here are a bunch of unskippable ads now 🫶

“Retro 90s charm” sorry while I just vanish into dust

Since most of the tourists and Parisiens are gone, this afternoon turned into a strangely pleasant touristing vibe

It’s been at least a few hours since I last saw my cats and honestly it’s like their version of going to work, be outside and sleeping in boxes. Anybody hiring for a similar role ?

I love it when the UI just moves a thing I was clicking on and I end up clicking on something I didn’t want to, then go back to find my thing but I can’t because the UI is all fucked. I’m glad everybody makes their app like this ❤️

I locked in so hard to #CitiesSkylines that I basically forgot what time it was and I’m now suffering from not eating. Anyways now got the hungey shakes as I’m starting to cook my food 🫠

Because the real world is bullshit, today I will be working a new map in #CitiesSkylines and my city Betty White Heights will feature free and abundant public transport with taxes on large business and single family homes

Opening ceremony pushed the envelope, caused a lot of boring people to complain, and saw Aya Nakamura exit l’académie française with the garde républicaine after weeks of far right harassment. The closing one, empty promises and a bit of a let down

Forgetting to properly light the Paralympians while everyone leaves the stadium is peak insult

I forgot about Leo, traffic on the périf is a bitch like that

Snoop Dogg has been in Paris for this whole time and they can’t even put him on stage in the stadium, that let me remind you again, they’ve been selling tickets between 250€ and 1600€ for

This is unbelievably harsh and I certainly hope they’re about to burn the place down for this

LOL IMAGINE PAYING REAL MONEY AT STADE DE FRANCE TO BE HYPED UP ABOUT THIS CONCERT AND YOU JUST GOT TO WATCH IT ON TV LIKE A CLOWN

Of all the yee-haw Americana that they could have done for this handover, they went for literally none of it

What the actual fuck is happening with the audio tonight. Did they just give up?

Nice of the scientologists to let Tom stay up past his bed time

Are we actually having an ad break here

I love how the Olympic ceremony went from sending American right wing grifters into a wheezing fit to what I can only describe as boring ass shit for 250€/seat minimum (you can find those 8km near the top of the stadium)

I don’t know what it is but something about the properties of smoke seem to be a very hard concept for French television producers to understand

Let’s honour the volunteers who basically worked full time jobs for a multi billion euro business with everything other than a pay cheque 🥰