I’ve been checking in on the cats, so far their routine is watch the door for me around mid afternoon and the rest of the time spread out on the bed enjoying the fact I’m not in it. Mixed messages
My phone does this helpful thing where it will display the local time while remaining in Paris time but my watch will display the what the phone is still living in, so anyways this is why I’m struggling to figure out what time it actually is
Greggs Pumpkin Spice Latte is an experience and not in that “you should try it” sense
“See it. Say it. Sort it.” Turns out they’re not too happy when you report the robbery of rail user’s money since privatisation counts as “suspicious activity”, the price of my ticket here would disagree
There is nothing more dystopian than the entrance to the Eurotunnel
I miss the cats already of course
I would have preferred finding out I couldn’t do shit like last night but here I am already with travel anxiety 🥰
Thank god Greater Anglia’s terrible ticket app let me add it in to Google Wallet which is also terrible but less terrible than GA so there is that going in my favour today
I’m so glad I just got a hundred SMS from TfL with security codes, finally added my account but my ancient Oystercard is registered to me but from god knows when so I can’t do shit.
I forgot this train journey is extra long, like oh its nearly 8h should be there in 90 minutes but then the reality of the time goes back and its two hours from now set in. Reason travaux, of course, I picked this journey well
Status update : #TfL is a shitshow already this morning and obviously why mention a bunch of work days in advance when I could have adjusted my connecting train for less than an absolute fortune 🤷♂️
Status update : it was an avoidable shitshow
Eurostar : You better arrive before 6h06 or fuck you and your train
Also Eurostar : station opens at 6h15 😘
RATP is a lot of things but at least their app doesn’t demand you create an account (after you got cyber attacked) and lock you into “it’s for your safety” while absolutely not sending any codes
You’d think they’d learn from what happened with this fucking idiot but it seems not
I just had to look up who is my deputy in the Assemblée Nationale and of course he’s a Macroniste and of course his voting record is full of bullshit
Canary Mail needs to calm the fuck down, I was conversing by email on my phone for once and every time I tried to reply it forced this fucking LeT aI rEsPoNd FoR yOu. No X button, no fuck right off forever, just in my fucking face. No. I do not want your fucking AI.
So to answer the age old question, it’s literally money that solves all the problems created by money and people with a whole lot more of it than you
I just looked at the state of my bank account and I’m like where did it all go. Well electric and everything else I was overdue on. Didn’t have to choose what got paid and still have enough left over to actually live
I like to confuse my neighbours by watching Radio Canada. I overheard one talking about me not long ago, they have no idea what language this house speaks - sometimes English, sometimes French, sometimes weird French, sometimes who knows. Keep ‘em guessing 🤣