Jarod has a bit of a situation, he’s found a rat (I can hear the fucker too) but it’s about to be a violent storm from the lightning and thunder. Samy is still outside because he’s an idiot and unaware that the rain commeth

Of course I’m looking for trains. Thank you sponsored content

I’m just throwing ideas out here, maybe a little bit of RICO on the assets and a flight to CECOT ? https://youtu.be/isENr8YCej8

Because I’m on a project that is giving big burn out energy and I have income I can spend before the great water wars, I’ve decided every Sunday I take myself out to lunch somewhere. I’ve been ripping myself off and missing discounts on The Fork until today

I’m so attacked by this video I’m writing ARCOM youtu.be/mY5q0gS7E… https://youtu.be/mY5q0gS7ETU

For the last fucking time, you’re not an artist. You regurgitate low effort slop stolen from real artists

The world’s worst people are fighting and I’m alright with this. We’re all fucked anyways so might as well get a show on our way out

We really fucked up computing as soon as we got RAM in megabytes huh ?

Rotating credentials because capitalists spend nothing on security and just get hacked. Oh wait this one was the French government, same thing at this point

How can I opt out of capitalism without starving to death in the street ? Not asking for a friend, I’m just done with this shit

Another day, another Elon Musk rocket exploding raining debris down on unwilling participants of the launch. Can we just get rid of the billionaires already and give that shit back to NASA

I also came to Burger King for a little « I’ve done my shopping like an adult » treat, the kiosk just harassing me with ARE YOU THERE if I dare think about something or have to login to their god awful app

Just leave me alone for like 10 minutes capitalism

Spoiler capitalism hasn’t left me alone because I’ve been here for half an hour waiting for my order because understaffing = more money

Bluesky verification is hilarious, like who the fuck am I verifying here come to my domain, that was the whole purpose right ?

Also vibe coding is a false economy, fixing whatever mess that thing churns out takes you longer than just reading the docs on php.net

Things I’ve learned vibe coding. AI will absolutely provide you with a script that gives no fucks about security and if you have no idea about the language you’re working in god help your API keys

Zuckbook Threats is blocking me from reposting any content from Mastodon servers by referencing their direct links. Something something federated but only if you’re in the walled garden with far too many nazis and their collaborators

lol nul points from the public to Brexit Island #esc

Israël at number one is a true blood stain on the hands of the EBU #esc