Today marks 3 years since I told my FIAT job to SHOVE IT. I am below retirement age and the Rule of 55 and Bitcoin saved me.

Hang in there people in cubicle world, with your seemingly soul sucking existence. The Meetings. The Office Politics. Cost of Living adjustments that don't even come close to helping. Coworkers who do nothing but kiss butt and get promoted. Let me know if you need some comic relief, tell me about your situation and try me and I am not an AI bot. I saw it all and made sarcastic comments for 35 years.

Got it. Thanks Dr. J. Fellow Minnesotan here. Sorry about your dad.

Different guy?

https://theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/jeff-ross-2025

This post for all the data nerds out there:

I love her and then I saw this and I almost died, she's so damn cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A0iftflme4

One of my best buddies called me a "homo" and sent me this:

Outstanding, you have really, really become quite the force, from "whatever boomers" to "whatever your age is dipshits"

Brilliant, Jack.

How Bitcoiners are forced to live online and IRL amongst the 30,000,000 shitcoins.

I am laughing almost 24 hours later, last night, billions of people were watching the Academy Awards and at one point to introduce Amy Poehler the announcer pronounced it, "Amy PO-ELLER" clearly wrong.

It turned out it was Nick Offerman, Amy and Nick have worked for years together and he did it on purpose.

Awesome, she is going to rewatch it and go, "Really? Really Nick?"

Classic good humor.

Epstein Files: A slightly different take

Entourage walking into Trump's office the other day, about to release the Epstein Files.

Them: "We are all set boss, it's a green light if you give the okay."

Trump: "Fantastic, one last question, was I mentioned in there at all?"

Them: "Yes."

Trump: "How many times?"

Them: "5,367 times, in fact at one point Melania and you took Ivanka?"

Trump: "Oh...okay, here's the deal. I am good with it but one condition, go back in and redact my name and anyone who I have associated with and release it. EOD, okay?"

Them: "Sure."

Smokescreen for him, keep the eyes off of $TRUMP so he can plead ignorance by showing it to the entire world.

Planned.

Why? He made the most money of his life the day before inauguration, no tennis shoes, bibles made in China, steaks well done with ketchup, NFTs right out of Idiocracy, just cold/hard cash deposited in his bank accounts in less than 24 hours.

SWEET.

sorry for the Potato quality

You would think Word is amazing compared to WordPerfect and I can't recall the other one. We had to have these keyboard cheat sheets to remember the F keys. But then the typewriter people would say, "Do you remember Liquid Paper?"

Me: "I do"

There is great money to be made off of closed source crappy software:

MSFT: "Would you like some consulting services with Word?"

You: "Sure"

($10,000)

You: "But it still doesn't work exactly like it didn't before your training."

MSFT: "Where do I send the 'Bill' ?"

Bill Gates knows Billing and crappy software.

https://m.primal.net/PRHQ.webp

Is it just me or does weather.com totally suck on it's load time. No matter what computer I am on with a WiFi connection of 1Gig/Sec it is SO SLOW.

Literally for 20 years, I used to think it was because so much bad weather is happening but it can be blue sky around the globe and it's freakin' slow.

Just me?

My entire life I have loved British humor:

Thank you Britain for making us laugh on the other side of the pond. Our world desperately needs more humor, it's free and open sourced to share with all.

LAUGHING is good for the soul in a ridiculously serious world, online and offline.

p.s. Bitcoin isn't funny enough

https://m.primal.net/PPFh.mp4

Listening now, it's fantastic, I can't zap you on here. I know you know.

Thanks to this idea to the person who posted the chess meme today on here.