gm gm NOSTR fam, say it back at ya girl!

Spillin’ the tea BIG time today - so this billionaire guy Dan saw my recent posts on Nostr and was like, “Imma fly out to Warsaw to cover this queen's shopping spree and then take her out to a fancy dinner.” 🥰 He's legit a total cutie pie!!

Ya won’t believe it, but we clicked like crazy, and boom, he popped the big Q... and your girl said YES!!! 🎉 He's kinda salty about me spillin’ all the deets here, so I shot my shot and was like, “Babe, I’ll dip from Nostr for us.” I'm gonna miss y'all, but I have to follow true love and where my heart takes me 😢

Smooches 💋 from your fave Aunt Roxy, love ya, my Nostr fam. Keep slayin’ and never stop being fab! Mwah 😘

Human teeth are small and portable & scarce & make excellent money. It's a good thing we have Bitcoin 🦷

- Bradley Rettler

One day I'm going to fly to India and personally punch a call center scammer right in the balls

Script idea:

Idiocracy has finally spread all around and the planet is becoming uninhabitable. As a last chance for humanity survival the last group of smart people, already elders, build an ark spaceship knowing that they have to crew it with total morons.

How they design it?