I asked my wife if the cup is half full or half empty, and she yelled at me to stop wearing her bra.

My doctor said he had two pieces of bad news, first I have cancer, and I have Alzheimer's. I responded, "could be worse, I could have cancer."

What is your favorite #movie of all time?

A judge freezed $7.6M worth of assets from self proclaimed Satoshi (Craig Wright) which would have been impossible if they were in the product (#Bitcoin) he claims to have invented.

Google to delete search data of millions who used 'incognito' mode

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1242019127/google-incognito-mode-settlement-search-history

Facebook let Netflix peek into user DMs, explosive court docs claim

https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/facebook-let-netflix-peek-user-dms-explosive-court-docs-claim

Is there even a point to April Fools anymore? The world is so bizarre these days, I can believe almost anything now. Trump was an alien this entire time? Sure why not. Elvis is alive and living on the moon in seclusion. Totally believable now days.

This April Fools has sucked, you see anything worth laughing at?

Oh boy...

Ever wonder what #TikTok collects?

#starwars #3dprinting

My typing speed with no errors, first attempt. Yours?

Crticial vulnerability affecting SSH (CVE-2024-3094)

https://peakd.com/hive-167922/@themarkymark/crticial-vulnerability-affecting-ssh-cve20243094

lol

Hand bank teller 5 $20 and asked for ones (for stuffing Easter eggs not strippers) and she says $50 in ones? I think she works in the wrong profession.

Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison.

He got off easy af.

#bankmanfried

#wtf

Superman and Chuck Norris had a fight and the loser had to wear their underwear over their pants.