All I've ever done on the Internet is post things offensive to fags, discuss lolcows whose Internet-related woes are completely self-inflicted, and share my unpopular political opinions. The worst thing you can say about me is that I am a mean person, but not criminal. There are no skeletons in my closet aside from my hobby of being a heckin' bigot on the Internet. I do not wake up in the morning with any fear that I will be exposed for some act of evil that demands I do whatever it takes to silence people on the Internet from discussing it. I have never been responsible for meaningful harm of any kind brought upon anybody in my nearly three decades on this rock (although I have certainly wished it upon many, and often mean it). Despite this, for some fucking reason people with actual documented records of criminal violence think they have the right to accuse people like me of being the real threat to society just because I want to shitpost without janitorial interference and am vocal about my dislike of the many depraved things that system enjoyers endorse. The bald-faced hypocrisy of it all would be funny if they didn't have the informal blessing of the establishment to eternally wage war on us, that just makes it enraging.

Greetings #Fediverse. We are Minds. We come in peace.