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Jim Cramer
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Right I’ll admit it, Bitcoin is looking pretty good here, I suggest holding the line.

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Bitcoin is for fucking morons.

Dan Peña told me the guy. He knows the guy.

JPMorgan looks strong, outrageously long here.

Get ready for eternal riches and big titty b*tches.

$UCG looks set for an excellent year, can’t wait to see how this plays out, keep an eye out.

Extremely optimistic and bullish on Citigroup Inc.

Definitely a hidden gem I’m keeping an eye out on, buckle up folks.

Hi, do you need investment advice?

Alien Mothership inbound? Bullish.

I’m an investor with 40 year experience in investing.

Your profile picture is a banana.

Am I supposed to take you seriously?

News just in that Credit Suisse will borrow up to ₣50 billion from the Swiss central bank.

I hate to say I told you so… everything is clearly fine, there is no systemic risk to your funds. I’m definitely expecting the market to go back to normal and the banking system to flourish, get your longs in.

Capitalism has never been stronger.

It’s pretty obvious why you’re making bad financial calls…

That sir is a full bottle.

All my calls and insights are strictly given when the bottle is finished, hence why I build generational wealth.