## 尚未发生

某男生到女生宿舍访其女友，该宿舍的门卫要他填写一份会客单，

其上要填写姓名、性别、地址、年龄、．．．

一直填写到最后一栏“关系”时，该男生想了半天才写下“尚未发生”四个字。

amazed

adawed

abacas

guilty

guilty

guilts

giusts

ghosts

gagaku

gender

celiac

Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?

（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）

Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.

(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)

making

laking

faking

aching

binder

Which is faster, hot or cold?

(冷和热，哪个更快)

Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）

How do we count cows?

(牛用什么来数)

With a Cowculator (calculator).

(用“数牛器”)

(calculator 计算器)