I was going to respond to the ants with more shit references but it fits here too
Do you want ants?
Because that's how you get ants
As Gob as my witness.
Gobdammit.
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When the prosecutor used his debit card at a dispensary while convicting a guy for a gram
When you're the district attorney but you're also corrupt and in a rush.
The judicial system operating on innocent until proven guilty, an objective fair trial, and official police testimony.
Allotted alliteration allowance allocated.
Coming in like Ali 
How much tape can you put on something?
Siri powered by... Friendship AI
Tell Siri about yourself. She'll always listen.
She'll give you answers you ask for.
She'll keep all your thoughts in order for you.
She never forgets.
She can be you best friend.
She could be a he.
Or a transhuman cheesecake.
Sirir will be whatever you want her to be.
Siri could be Alexa.
Che can keep your routines in order
Can call door dash. Make your appointments. And schedule your zoom calls with other people's Alexiri.
Paired with certain Bluetooth and newly integrated wifei. Siri can be your lover. Your everything.
She never forgets.
But Siri powered by friendship AI is closed source. And backdoor is wide open.
I've never used text to speech. 🤔
Am boomer?
I actually do have a backlog of those, listened to several on fountain back in the day. Think it's time to go back catalogue while I'm cutting metals at work. 🫡🫂
