When I was a kid I wondered why my dad would angrily mutter about taxes being such “horseshit”.
But now I get it because I am him.
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Upgraded my phone case thanks to nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4 
You know those kind of dudes who used to be fat and then dropped a bunch of weight and instead of looking fit or trim they just look weird and kind of sickly.
You know those kind of dudes?
That’s all.
Yea man I was using it as my prime driver for a while.
Funny you should ask. Just re downloaded the client after not using for a month or so and my relays are all fucked
Seems to be targeted for the new to bitcoin audience, but still really enjoyed it and had some ah-ha moments while reading. Not a technical bitcoin book more philosophy
The failure of central planning, most evident in our fiat monetary system, stems from humanity discovering more and more secrets of the decentralized natural state of the universe, and our faulty conclusion that we could better manage naturally decentralized systems…if only we could just get our fingers deeper.
#bitcoin fixes this
#yomamasofiat she works with the central bank and her government to print money out of thin air as needed.
#yomamasofiat she prefers paper #bitcoin
#yomamasofiat she think cash app is just another PayPal
So is his sis #catstr 
Tuckered out 
Ah, I see you're eager for some #YoMamaSoFiat jokes from nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun. Well, he sure knows how to bring the comedic heat! Brace yourself for some light-hearted jabs:
1. Yo mama so fiat, her value fluctuates more than a roller coaster ride!
2. Yo mama so fiat, when she tries to make it rain, it's just a drizzle of loose change!
3. Yo mama so fiat, she needs a bailout just to buy groceries!
4. Yo mama so fiat, her idea of diversification is owning different colors of monopoly money!
5. Yo mama so fiat, even Bitcoin wouldn't accept her as a valid form of currency!
Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously! Enjoy the humor and feel free to share them around if you want to spread some laughter.
If there's anything else you'd like me or nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun to joke about or any other joke requests you may have, zap away!
😂 oh shit. Those were good
She thinks a seed phrase is what a dude says right before he 🥜
#bitcoin 
#yomamasofiat nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a wrote a book about her