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Is it Zap fest time yet? ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Ready, get set, ZAP!!! ?cid=2154d3d71b7e5c2624ec70b53f6ca24696804714634ec0ab&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

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Thanks, 5k sent.

Wallet of Satoshi is down for me. Anybody else having issues?

Alright, done. Did you get something?

I'm working on a bot and I'm looking for volunteers to help me test it.

To be eligible, you must have a LN Address (lud16) configured in your nostr profile.

The bot is simple. It "watches" my account and, for every "like" (NIP-25 reaction) I do, it will automatically tip a certain amount of sats to the LN Address of the author of that note.

To volunteer:

- simply reply to this message

- I will "like" your reply, which should trigger my bot to tip you 1000 sats to your LN Address

- I will ask you to confirm if you received them

- check your LN wallet and let me know if you received them or not

What you'll get:

- in addition to the tipped sats, and regardless if the test works, I'll send the first 5 volunteers each 5000 sats

Note: these are not zaps, these are simple standard LN tips, sent from my Umbrel.

GM & PV 🤙🫂🌅

Did I hear while I was sleeping that WoS has just enabled zaps⚡?!?! 👀👀👀

Zaps ⚡ 2 Da Masses!

Here. We. Go.

Since have cannot zap with the regular damus app:

I’ll pay 5 invoices of 777 sats

Go ⚡️

⚡ Gib or Skip ⚡ 01. Round ⚡

Pay 100丰 to you and two others [gib]

- or -

Offer 200丰 in the next round? [skip]

===== The Rules =====

I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until three people vote for grabbing the sats.

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- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- One vote per person per offer

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There must be three 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them equally.

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Similar, there must be three 'skip' comments in a row to end the round and trigger a new offer.

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Comments count only in direct response to my question.

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Only one vote per person per offer.

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Comments that neither contain gib nor skip reset the streak and count as a vote.

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-The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...) and there might be unannounced breaks and hours without a new offer. No camping!

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-Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

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Examples:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| rofl wat is dis?

| Skip

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 30 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

| one more gib cmon man!!!1

| Gib

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

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→ Est. 777171 ←

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# started: 777337

# Game #02

Super Sats Spreader Event!

Every day, when I send sats to the first 10 or 20 responders to my sats giveaway notes, there are always those who are disappointed they missed out. So today I'm spreading the "sats love" a little further.

The first 50 people who reply to this note will receive 500 sats each - no questions, no conditions, no refunds!

Hit that reply button and find out if you're lucky this time. 😎

Whomst would like to be zapped in this fine Saturday afternoon??

Whomst would like to be zapped in this fine Saturday afternoon??

⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡

19. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 10.000丰 -or- 12.000丰 to the next nostriches?

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→ Est. 777171 ←

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- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib

- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.

If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:

Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Gib

| Skip

| Skip

--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

| Skip

| Gib

| Gib

--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.

🙏👋⚡️