The purpose of living is accumulating enough stuff so the people close to you can forgive you for relaxing a bit

C’mon that was a fire post

Being hugely muscly attractive is great. Just remember that eventually you’ll deliberately lose it to see if she just wanted you for your muscles 💪

Need something like to be able to zap someone on Twitter somehow just once to convince them to change

I mean tbf there are still way more people hanging out on Twitter reticent to dl another app

I mean I guess joe biden’s not that bad. He’s not killed us all yet at least

I realised that the things that keep happening to you you actually keep choosing. So these people eventually may have just concluded you secretly like it.

Food is actually pretty good. Maybe the fat people are the smart ones…

The ‘k’ is part of the key if you’re copy pasting btw

npub18x5tzar4hcxmgn33870aqvhlmcvrez4avjvwfye2suenp5kdfp5q5stv0k this mad dude reacted to my post thanks buddy

Omg Twitter is annoying af

Did I just coin the first cultural phenomenon on Nostr?😂

Zap lol

Well I figured out how to sap someone. That’s cool. Is this until Apple demands it be disabled or forever?

Ok then I’ll go use Nostr

Seriously, Nostr (social media incorporating the ability to financially reward someone for a single idea at no transaction cost is going to be transformative for humanity

Seriously, how much of parenting is actually teaching something? How much the fuck was your Dad able to teach you? Why the fuck do you think you’ll be so much better than him? Maybe in your head but would you not make other mistakes? You’re not so bad, not actually having kids you know

Imagine instead of giving my knowledge to like 1 or 2 kids I gave it to thousands on Nostr

Did it, thank you Apple. :

Stop worrying if relationships don’t work out. Before long you’ll think back and recall them saying quite clearly: ‘I still consider following someone on Twitter cheating😤…😂😂😂’

You are good to be rid of them!!! Just wait and you’ll see!!!!