dont use me for rizz pls

how dare u

there are 600 shows and nobody is watching most of them

except for mine

maybe the reason americans dont care about the screen actors guild strike is bc all the movies are horrible and unwatchable

oh, you’re wondering if he likes you - who called the uber?

me deleting our entire chat history so i can gaslight myself into thinking the painfully cringe convo never happened 🎀💀✌🏻😘

pov u asked ur bsf for her honest opinion & she actually gave it to u instead of feeding ur delusions ✌🏻🪦💀💋✨

copycat

when men have “a profound thought” at 27, but i asked my mom that same question at 8

but is it really

what’s minecraft?

when i blackout infront of my situationship 🪦💀💔

Hey, it’s me Queen Elizabeth. I’m not dead, Charles sent me to a deserted island to be King. Please send me sats so I can get back to the UK 🇬🇧