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spoonman
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Life hack: Get a foreign currency account for British Pounds and pretend that a cheese and tomato sandwich still costs under ten bucks.

"Who would build the roads?"...

It's 2024, the only thing stopping every citizen having private, autonomous air transport is the staggering power given to incompetent governments with ruinous spending habits.

Roads represent a multi-trillion dollar waste of resources, the sooner we move on from them, the better.

Finally got zapping working again. Yes I am lazy af.

Primal app is looking good 👍

People will watch the exhaustively opulent coronation of a king, being given legal ownership of all lands across the UK, Canada & Australia, then tell you with all sincerity that elitist cults are conspiracy theories.

The difference between being consistent vs inconsistent, is the difference between having one man on the job vs having a thousand men.

bro, there is nowhere on Earth that it is Sunday rn

I got suspended on X for replying to Joe Biden “Go woke, have stroke”.

Apparently that’s violent speech 🤷‍♂️

If a monkey does a trick, throw them a fucking banana. nostr:note1xf40cdlrt9ezw8nvjenngz79a2txlhcr9m62p4ze8fcuyqk4ds7sp4yz2s

“Cleaning your room is just a different form of defragmentation.” - Abraham Lincoln

As the #Bitcoin price keeps pumping, I often reflect on my genius, with thoughts like "if I'm so smart, why am I so retarded? 🤔"