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Congress Warns If We Don’t Keep Sending Billions To Ukraine, The War Might End https://t.co/n0xZB5vLYN https://t.co/CI2U4hYmmL 
New York Prosecutes Couple For Fraud For Listing Their House For $499,000 When It Ultimately Sold For $485,000 https://t.co/ZTNI0dFUHr https://t.co/nDhFE5OHRZ 
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Judge Orders Trump To Pay Whatever Amount It Takes To Bankrupt Campaign https://t.co/y7vTjGEWJB https://t.co/4gfXuUr3BN 
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Google Employee Discovers Someone Accidentally Switched The Computers To 'Evil' https://t.co/ZoOzOpQ16J https://t.co/6qVLD6ct25 