Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing https://t.co/GaCFFkowyw https://t.co/D7TjhlUw85 
NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly https://t.co/mFLEKbQxLR https://t.co/6IVEVaGbBu 
In Bold Speech, Biden Calls On Ships To Stop Crashing Into Bridges https://t.co/2eNdDScXM1 https://t.co/4GgmbCIKeF 
Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City https://t.co/KmznuOwKmp https://t.co/4V0pJUpycK 
Man Goes To Heaven, Immediately Asks God To Replay Arguments With His Wife So He Can Prove He Was Right https://t.co/1YEj5BDS1i https://t.co/dLRqqxPAGt 
Amen And Amen! Check Out The Top 10 Verses From New The Donald Trump Bible Translation https://t.co/4PUk65ixr3 https://t.co/dj42iSFVLt 
New NFL Rules Require Opposing Teams To Just Hug It Out https://t.co/OngI3EXyUZ https://t.co/Md5498On4k 
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave https://t.co/WRtNSvz2T1 https://t.co/nsD4lNAMIO 
You're Perfect Just The Way You Are: Op-Ed By Satan https://t.co/41EQXlG2au https://t.co/mITaXVSR7t 
Not A Good Sign: Average Gas Price In California Now $6.66 https://t.co/57m0LUiCAW https://t.co/vTSzTWoAKR 
Adam Confused By New Creature God Put In Garden As He Is Not A Biologist https://t.co/RWrSbRRjWR https://t.co/0II4fh1M5W 
Wife Says Last Goodbyes After Self-Diagnosing Terminal Skin Cancer UPDATE: It Was A Sharpie https://t.co/kCEL9WGDQn https://t.co/si8sPYBrKG 
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Bald Man Not Comforted By Fact That God Knows All The Hairs On His Head https://t.co/4sTPcxohB9 https://t.co/tyC5Iayf19 
Kamala Warns Israel Not To Violate San Francisco City Council’s Ceasefire Decree https://t.co/Q6vLnCGSyp https://t.co/ZXgPv3ql2G 
Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels https://t.co/RsecFonf0E https://t.co/lztfcTjeeu 
Letitia James Prosecuted For Grossly Overvaluing Trump's Fine https://t.co/MSW7HjAzIz https://t.co/gNMBKkLOqV 
Wendy’s Is Fine, Nation Agrees https://t.co/d9WPMW3YlW https://t.co/ML2Ub9ePnU 
'The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,' Says Inbred Man https://t.co/uda9VXAVQY https://t.co/oPUCe4S7NI 
