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Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats https://t.co/OHjYFujh4k https://t.co/ZxaQTz5PaM

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Democrats Issue Nationwide Fetterman Recall https://t.co/p5k3LTTDVm https://t.co/l8vUwE2WVx

Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women's Basketball Watchable https://t.co/SeHIJiy3L1 https://t.co/DtNZ2H4RkJ

Candace Owens And Ben Shapiro Forced To Wear Their Get-Along Shirt https://t.co/WfILXs28wA https://t.co/LWIeDTTi9p

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Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College https://t.co/pxgDwHhe9A https://t.co/4HEOQQ8OXY

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Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction https://t.co/hRvhqoTc9r https://t.co/abw6Wmd2u0

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Canadian Man Too Polite To Tell Doctor He Doesn't Want To Be Euthanized https://t.co/ELwTP06BhB https://t.co/nHKVlAeS5q

Biden Demands Israel Fight Rest Of War Using Nerf Guns https://t.co/CYmUUj1YG4 https://t.co/hhT3hLgoQB

Mark Zuckerberg Locked Out Of X Account After Bot Purge https://t.co/TqPNAFnCCg

Earthquake As Jews Dig Tunnels Too Deep And Unearth A Balrog https://t.co/7gkSKC42DS https://t.co/yH2d4c6EFD

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TurboTax Rebrands As 'TurboTheft' For Libertarian Market https://t.co/3ZWbPie3j2 https://t.co/RKCNtJTAgG