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Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order https://t.co/Oq1jU7nBlm https://t.co/v9FJzR0t04

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food https://t.co/YlVMYiTAx5 https://t.co/vyPUZpZhFT

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O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was https://t.co/QPZk1Ml1Z2 https://t.co/DeUeJvDjsC

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Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It’s Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce https://t.co/L6t4YdYibu https://t.co/yMFugfBsu2

Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear https://t.co/EFo1jhPit2 https://t.co/gXiBhDD68B

Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department https://t.co/TtqVRnvbpm https://t.co/3PCrn5NWQE

Op-Ed: If Jesus Supports Forgiveness, How Can Christians Not Support Robbing Poor People To Pay For My Journalism Degree? https://t.co/n3Kfvo8Cx8 https://t.co/NH2xw06QCa

BREAKING: Hamas Agrees To Release Zero Hostages In Exchange For All Jews Being Wiped From The Face Of The Earth https://t.co/BjUQgk2VU8 https://t.co/hA7PrzHJXW

White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down https://t.co/iecRAh04KS https://t.co/E1UACawDM9

American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule https://t.co/TMYAEkAAq4 https://t.co/IYiSHNEZ43

Hard-Working Plumber Looking Forward To Paying For His Neighbor’s Gender Studies Degree https://t.co/cvtGQcHnoI https://t.co/KFnBnDnFM8

Riley Gaines Arrested For Making Trans Activists Assault Her https://t.co/0gDWxVTlbh https://t.co/CuxlIQlxna

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