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Caitlin Clark Becomes Highest-Paid WNBA Player In History With Lucrative Four-Figure Annual Salary https://t.co/6LjZ0F6xC2 https://t.co/0Ejq14lWrI

Judge Warns Trump Criminal Trial May Last Until, Say, November 6 https://t.co/N4Bm4laKvR https://t.co/66YKurtZvs

Struggling Americans Hopeful Their Taxes Will Help Get The National Debt Down To A Manageable $34 Trillion https://t.co/dzluIDE4DV https://t.co/UYuy5vMETb

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Democrats Erupt In Protests After Planned Parenthood Begins Offering Puppy Abortions https://t.co/oFGkaUYzEf https://t.co/miUBhRyTnM

Zelensky Drives By In Ferrari To Remind Americans Of The Importance Of Filing Your Taxes https://t.co/DeVpve858T https://t.co/EvYV3c1cPq

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Trump Can't Believe His Luck As His Case Is Assigned To The Honorable Judge Matt Walsh https://t.co/BANmu7u1a7 https://t.co/HLIbX2a47o

White House Calls In Elmo To Help Explain Latest Global Conflict To President https://t.co/9OxWQfkXO5 https://t.co/Ivxg0FrfZQ

Trump Proves He’s A True Republican By Compromising On Abortion https://t.co/HZmPYuJUea https://t.co/cjeeRaAJce

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism' https://t.co/wO4da0Az84 https://t.co/HcTNJOc4rt

Rashida Tlaib Condemns Violence Against Innocent Iranian Missiles https://t.co/29XbxuzlnA https://t.co/SDCOXB0iSo

White House Claims $6 Billion To Iran Absolutely Not Related To The Exactly $6 Billion Worth Of Rockets Being Fired Into Israel https://t.co/YaPx4GgD0A https://t.co/mTbz4fC7of

Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple https://t.co/O9ilOf8w2F https://t.co/adx0Gr3RLv

Biden Begins Searching Through Trunk Of Corvette Hoping To Find Nuclear Codes https://t.co/IMDEdsYDZs https://t.co/0IbO2IHzLH

God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes https://t.co/kFf5Z5JLZb https://t.co/7vh2mRNghG

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