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Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant https://t.co/PLTs1871D6 https://t.co/blo50GLYWU

Clever College Students Figure Out It’s Not Racist To Call For The Murder Of All Jews If You Just Call Them 'Zionists' https://t.co/kE24Wm4r5e https://t.co/TuqSirR82I

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Corporate Recruiter Scouts Ivy League University For Entitled Antisemitic Communists With $200k In Debt https://t.co/rh9UHPKGwQ https://t.co/nySdjT8vDl

Eccentric Billionaire Accomplishes More For Free Speech In One Afternoon Than Republicans Have In Decades https://t.co/Z1tO0I7Zly https://t.co/o20RhJCQLJ

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