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Congress Warns If We Don’t Keep Sending Billions To Ukraine, The War Might End https://t.co/2rN7HQ7lNl https://t.co/NEFC61YtSZ

9 Things Men Will Do Instead Of Going To Therapy https://t.co/n6fNepuTn5 https://t.co/YNjxHHCudL

Attenborough Family Wishes Grandpa Would Shut Up And Let Them Enjoy The Beach https://t.co/R4Barp4okp https://t.co/JHfOvaCooG

Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer https://t.co/TZrKcawHYt https://t.co/MrG3yvQo14

Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security https://t.co/SsizXUfAgy https://t.co/RtIG2rn3lR

Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border https://t.co/VOz1sP4MHe https://t.co/2yIwwNikgi

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church https://t.co/W0gOP6nhgr https://t.co/uavWvlE5Sy

Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes https://t.co/PcKh6S5BoA https://t.co/Mc0XNN04TQ

37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer https://t.co/ySrzkBJyTw https://t.co/s8d2rIcbEt

Moments From Victory Against Democrats, Republicans Decide To Start Attacking First Amendment https://t.co/IN5zlsjf7T https://t.co/GGqZNfLuHa

Ilhan Omar: 'Antisemitism Wouldn't Be A Problem If We Got Rid Of All The Jews' https://t.co/mQb4mJDs4p https://t.co/9FV8V0gCNg

Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters https://t.co/EcXkoOd1oT https://t.co/lhbhkuFkBQ

Guy Weaving Through Traffic Awarded 1st Place Trophy For Getting To Off-Ramp 15 Seconds Ahead Of You https://t.co/w1keuUCn2C https://t.co/XnmTvxNgxs

Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man's Brain Where 'Seinfeld' Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades https://t.co/zXYj1bStLT https://t.co/O8mEdC6bT6

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings https://t.co/8jnVIjcGHE https://t.co/JwEd0MwQze

Baby Patiently Waiting Until Fully Strapped In Car Seat To Unleash Diaper Apocalypse https://t.co/UlxZ5ZL7m1 https://t.co/T8wWygizWh

United Methodist Church To Split Over Whether Or Not To Be Christians https://t.co/PIlpePoKsB https://t.co/F76G40yOQk

King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant https://t.co/exOcJXahs3 https://t.co/v4N53YQXn4