Tough Housing Market Forces More Millennials To Live In Van Down By The River https://t.co/MFKVvEp8sU https://t.co/EauPcyoEUl 
Flight Attendant On A Boeing Gives Presentation On What To Do In The Unlikely Event Of A Safe Landing https://t.co/2eLx5KYtBJ https://t.co/c2abog5hcn 
10 Jobs Being Eliminated At Pixar https://t.co/4qi610UxIH https://t.co/YkBgOwcyAT 
What Luck! Biden Finds Prewritten Answer To A Completely Spontaneous Press Question Right On His Note Card https://t.co/F9gHz9CMGi https://t.co/SM8X0LFWIa 
Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting https://t.co/o8DKw1UPUK https://t.co/yV276DcqiZ 
AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag https://t.co/HXtHCc4yvp https://t.co/BQtmF90mbk 
Sad: Laid-Off Pixar Lamp Gets Job Warming Fries At McDonald's https://t.co/xAQxcREJAq https://t.co/yWIC90maDw 
Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution https://t.co/ao09poFSxR https://t.co/QxYoJIoc9J 
New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy https://t.co/mvHo1fWraJ https://t.co/2T7itdf69Y 
Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts https://t.co/njn90SwNYq https://t.co/5S3OOZNlUp 
Introducing The Biden Bible Translation https://t.co/05isqzq6Pk https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1768009387891630081/vid/avc1/1280x720/sXAB3UTUOH3GKA1n.mp4?tag=14
Biden Placed In Presidential Weeble-Wobble To Keep Him From Falling Down https://t.co/YU4b28e2ox https://t.co/HTQfJzmZZY 
Weird: Soros-Funded D.A. Declines To Prosecute Soros-Funded Campus Protesters https://t.co/i2Bs9KnGFe https://t.co/Ob1Qad4J7m 
Public School Valedictorian Wows Fellow Students During Graduation Speech By Reciting Entire Alphabet https://t.co/AvSuzHAFF8 https://t.co/xTGJlCwtrD 
Iran Confirms They Are Interviewing Several New Turban-Wearing Bearded Genocidal Psychopaths To Replace Deceased President https://t.co/oeyuGIeA5v https://t.co/Ll0iS5t2B5 
DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail https://t.co/Kk83hssBmq https://t.co/O7HnUpQUdO 
Prosecution Offers Michael Cohen $130,000 Hush Money To Stop Talking https://t.co/AibNoybq4m https://t.co/42UCYINJZi 
Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group https://t.co/GGJ4ky5p2m https://t.co/mB5lOnF4vs 
In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset https://t.co/qbXxEbJnCY https://t.co/bYARIFYc7b 
'It's Time To Talk About The Stolen Election,' Says Wild-Eyed Bill Maher Surrounded By Crates Of Ammo And Emergency Food https://t.co/v3qHaxoYOU https://t.co/9dDV8DVehV 