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Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn' https://t.co/uQN4swSeRX https://t.co/qAux0yZcxd

NASA Scientists Discover Tiny Black Hole Between Driver's Seat And Middle Console https://t.co/ABu4nn7KTt https://t.co/YbVlQ7Thsc

Study Finds 100% Of Men Cooking On Grill Just Kinda Moving Meat Around And Hoping For The Best https://t.co/o6q893TFWW https://t.co/S0XbGXiWce

Wife Assigns Husband 4 Podcast Episodes' Worth Of Chores https://t.co/YUBy4YaMU1 https://t.co/Ue12QnlBS9

In Touching Memorial Day Address, Biden Thanks Fallen American Servicemen For Their Votes https://t.co/YS8DxzBUaO https://t.co/yaOrFHJYXF

Surviving WW2 Veteran Recounts Harrowing Story Of The Lack Of Trans Representation On D-Day https://t.co/8B9rcHsWms https://t.co/mcFSWavsa0

On Memorial Day, America Honors Fallen Soldier AOC For Her Service On January 6th https://t.co/NAfAYCI64V https://t.co/XlO4UXiZuz

Ron Paul Tells Fans He Is Sorry He Couldn't Do More As He Seals Up His Bunker https://t.co/yUpMY89IMo https://t.co/r49DRZXg2S

Christian Not Sure Why He Should Look Forward To Heaven When He Already Lives In America https://t.co/4V8NpetY4N https://t.co/79N7ixr3bI

Mrs. O'Leary's Third Grade Social Studies Class Passes Official Resolution Ordering Israel Out Of Rafah https://t.co/1Nikmhkmzy https://t.co/A4V69wgRgB

Democrats Promise There's No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally https://t.co/nh3tIZ4mv7 https://t.co/bAxOKgvmKn

Sad: Laid-Off Pixar Lamp Gets Job Warming Fries At McDonald's https://t.co/xAQxcREJAq https://t.co/MDivGt0jxH

The Definitive Guide To Getting Through TSA Security https://t.co/OqXw88hIAd https://t.co/TnLnHRvx2z

'Go On, Git! Be Free! Get Outta Here!' Cries Blubbering Red Lobster Chef Throwing Rocks At Lobster Scurrying Off Into The Woods https://t.co/Xw1agW8tPf https://t.co/frhASv6poJ

Trump Booed For Wearing Deodorant At Libertarian Convention https://t.co/EdDw0n3tqn https://t.co/7V4raQXGxU

Wife Sure Cutting Own Bangs Will Solve All Problems — Update: Oh No https://t.co/VYlvSfyDwe https://t.co/u5egpFlpSK

Catholic Church Distances Self From Pope Francis https://t.co/83WJrRQ1Zf https://t.co/ozLQwfWn8Y

Polls Show Biden Still Has Sizable Lead Among Those Who Will Be Counting The Ballots https://t.co/BSg5ObXwuw https://t.co/fUPGFFyBF0