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President Pretending To Be Catholic Meets Pope Pretending To Be Catholic https://t.co/cb65K1WtiZ https://t.co/7gyyUQKuf0 
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President Biden Says He Is Still Proud Of His Son For Getting Away With Everything Else He Did https://t.co/LYeyq2UHv3 https://t.co/FPq9gNF0NJ 
Chinese Restaurant Owner Retiring To Spend Less Time With Family https://t.co/ZTKJz4qYhx https://t.co/SUWLw8ivAJ 
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Attention-Starved Dr. Fauci Agrees To Box Jake Paul https://t.co/VO4bEaMtYA https://t.co/Ki1xFIopzV 
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