White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election https://t.co/U5oZ3XVFrd https://t.co/0McxZCA0F7 
‘Keep Religion Out Of Our Schools,’ Says Teacher With BLM, Pride Flags In Classroom https://t.co/zGgho52aS3 https://t.co/5VwunbRZbL 
Walt Disney Posthumously Fired By Walt Disney Company For Being White Male https://t.co/ykIclLIv5D https://t.co/lwhAwaPYXx 
Democrats Warn If Porn Banned Young Men Will Learn To Lead And Contribute To Society https://t.co/x9el0qBy6r https://t.co/jtG7cW9pme 
10 Commandments Democrats Have Approved For Display In Public Schools https://t.co/X1ykDfKgjU https://t.co/qGfy2kiFuO 
Winnie The Pooh Has Rifle Confiscated After Congress Passes ‘Red Flag’ Law https://t.co/FzRqGccHUs https://t.co/4hQDWvx85Q 
Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading https://t.co/1xI7jWRYlH https://t.co/Xq0mfXiqfG 
10 Million-Dollar Ideas For Inventions That Need To Be Crowdfunded ASAP https://t.co/IqoRfwkJAc https://t.co/nkinDlPZoB 
Man Has Had 'All Star' By Smash Mouth Stuck In Head Since 1999 https://t.co/Z4y61nkGgZ https://t.co/KdMgCwJ6iR 
White House Dispatches Cast Of 'Queer Eye' To Negotiate Ceasefire With Hamas https://t.co/W8Wf2VPUUs https://t.co/2YrzkoJWWC 
Man Knows He Must Have Heard A Dave Matthews Band Song Sometime In His Life But Can't Place Where Or Why https://t.co/QLQsC1SEXz https://t.co/Z5aIzSVwEJ 
AOC Joins Hamas https://t.co/Rx9oNDFYYP https://t.co/nfvG3vXcys 
World’s Top Scientists Convene In Secret Lab To Develop The Perfect Drug Cocktail For Biden To Make It Through 90-Minute Debate https://t.co/fv2eNwWjCE https://t.co/V0A0MBe33l 
FBI Firearm Training Facility Replaces Paper Targets With Copies Of The Constitution https://t.co/hNMI1LpR0Q https://t.co/5FDzkiAx9k 
Tropical Storm Alberto Crosses Into Texas, Immediately Registered To Vote As A Democrat https://t.co/ybHCOZRY8S https://t.co/NnIJnRslG9 
Chinese Military To Just Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Soldiers https://t.co/osbAj6MD50 https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1639018890494902272/pu/vid/1280x720/aKyRfjz6Ph3WTMQ0.mp4?tag=12
Poll Finds Most People Would Rather Be Annihilated By Giant Tidal Wave Than Continue To Be Lectured By Climate Change Activists https://t.co/IzjWOXoVEc https://t.co/7k9T4tJklH 
Hunter Seen At Courthouse Trying To Weigh Crack On Lady Justice's Scales https://t.co/kjjB7wlZL7 https://t.co/qYXy1IdZKN 
KJP Claims Video Where She Said Biden Video Was A Deepfake Was Also A Deepfake https://t.co/vgWjnkJe20 https://t.co/sgBC9F5KC6 