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State Department Reaches Out To Enemy Nations Requesting They Only Attack Between 10:00 AM And 4:00 PM EST https://t.co/PsjxF7GxsS https://t.co/sJ1phCMWz0

Democrats Suddenly Change Slogan To 'Orange Man Good' https://t.co/IhOIQEf0JT https://t.co/HHQ0ALTchf

Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time' https://t.co/KAwiKT2I3S https://t.co/0wJV7LhFQB

Kamala Harris Instructed To Stop Answering All Her Phone Calls With 'Did He Die?' https://t.co/1XWHbtAQNw https://t.co/PM4SffPJ9D

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13 Things Trump Is Now Allowed To Do After Supreme Court Immunity Ruling https://t.co/7nUtz9Wu4E https://t.co/53ChaORFW4

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Supreme Court Votes 6-3 That Biden Never Had a Six Handicap https://t.co/xwbZmYPKFY https://t.co/USsi1ZoB3d

Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change https://t.co/dsNzryQLWU https://t.co/mGY5Weafff

Clever Democrat Leaders Convince Biden He Already Stepped Down Yesterday https://t.co/ar6BPowAs1 https://t.co/PbtgY3jQpR

Media Apologizes For Briefly Reporting The Truth About Biden Last Week https://t.co/e7MuVMXHXP https://t.co/W5IQ8nLaIA

‘Trump Will Imprison His Political Opponents!’ Says Guy Imprisoning His Political Opponents https://t.co/C1Tm92yvg1 https://t.co/lCEGhQ8z7x