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White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country https://t.co/APDhieZETX https://t.co/c8UqZu9Xlm 
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Dems Outraged Over Vice President Chosen For Her Race And Gender Being Labeled ‘DEI Hire’ https://t.co/SR07H6uCAL https://t.co/8zqGLpD4Vu 
Democrats Suddenly Change Slogan To 'Orange Man Good' https://t.co/IhOIQEf0JT https://t.co/nQWIEAZuQ2 
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Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors https://t.co/STvCJg86DG https://t.co/GpEoVczF4H 
Checkmate: Dem Leaders Write 'I Hereby Resign From The Presidency, No Takebacks' On Biden's Teleprompter https://t.co/dmvHsfGWnl https://t.co/AnBSllE2Ul 
Pope Excommunicates Bishop On Suspicion Of Being A Christian https://t.co/5NC47LBnPY https://t.co/gd9V3gySJD 
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Media Apologizes For Briefly Reporting The Truth About Biden Last Week https://t.co/e7MuVMXHXP https://t.co/jm4oiLVFBv 
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Democrat Leaders Convince Biden He Already Stepped Down Yesterday https://t.co/ar6BPowAs1 https://t.co/lRz4SAhk6i 
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