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Local Wife Deactivates Instagram Account For Record Fourth Time This Month https://t.co/krdO3fqdXc https://t.co/agwhIwcyxk

In Lieu Of Abortion Pills, Planned Parenthood Begins Mailing Out Loaded Guns https://t.co/Y94rqJGHVo https://t.co/tZesLY1Oxn

Excitement Builds For First Olympic Games Held In Muslim Country https://t.co/c8Wgiqmm9s https://t.co/G7jdxLhxfl

Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election https://t.co/tSggoYNoI2 https://t.co/rCOjV7pC6T

To Avoid Embarrassing Falls, Aides Will Now Transport Biden Using Presidential Hand Truck https://t.co/qXHKM8RPfy https://t.co/FNJtZRG4h9

Man Successfully Corrects Someone's Grammar But Oh No! Now He Doesn't Have Any Friends! https://t.co/RcWIAvFP7Y https://t.co/Ro4OgAla5q

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country https://t.co/APDhieZETX https://t.co/c8UqZu9Xlm

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule https://t.co/r6yJk6dQ7R https://t.co/a3TMyZzCnr

Dems Outraged Over Vice President Chosen For Her Race And Gender Being Labeled ‘DEI Hire’ https://t.co/SR07H6uCAL https://t.co/8zqGLpD4Vu

Democrats Suddenly Change Slogan To 'Orange Man Good' https://t.co/IhOIQEf0JT https://t.co/nQWIEAZuQ2

8 European Criticisms Of The USA That Americans Take As Compliments https://t.co/PdJzjsgqT1 https://t.co/dGPQyridJq

Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors https://t.co/STvCJg86DG https://t.co/GpEoVczF4H

Checkmate: Dem Leaders Write 'I Hereby Resign From The Presidency, No Takebacks' On Biden's Teleprompter https://t.co/dmvHsfGWnl https://t.co/AnBSllE2Ul

Pope Excommunicates Bishop On Suspicion Of Being A Christian https://t.co/5NC47LBnPY https://t.co/gd9V3gySJD

Oh No! This Mom Talked For So Long After Service That Next Week's Service Is Already Starting https://t.co/YF0oJNOQGF https://t.co/wbV04JxK3D

Media Apologizes For Briefly Reporting The Truth About Biden Last Week https://t.co/e7MuVMXHXP https://t.co/jm4oiLVFBv

Awkward: Biden, Trump Bump Into Each Other At Same Tanning Salon https://t.co/SzMbASvW7i https://t.co/VJbVDGgLWA

Democrat Leaders Convince Biden He Already Stepped Down Yesterday https://t.co/ar6BPowAs1 https://t.co/lRz4SAhk6i

Elderly Surgeon Assures Patients He’s Still Lucid Between 10 A.M. And 4 P.M. https://t.co/NvcwG5RmRU https://t.co/zEeg3UuveQ