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Chicago Mayor Blames Spike In Violence On 9th Century Chinese Monks Who Invented Gunpowder https://t.co/SSVUuIobyj https://t.co/a6Vd5lyL8n 
9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible https://t.co/c35C7uLg5B https://t.co/q5XpaPFJhe 
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Maxine Waters Announces She Is Leaving Democrats To Join Whig Party https://t.co/kGqOd3YSTO https://t.co/d4lqNddo6V 
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