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In Most Popular Move Of Presidency, Biden Quits https://t.co/xoMRmzJkIx https://t.co/A4lI14zggE

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Secret Service Director Assures Nation She Wasn't Trying To Get Trump Killed, She's Just Extremely Incompetent https://t.co/EbkfxwGrmm https://t.co/UasRzYuRaq

Op-Ed: Citizens Being Able To Vote The Ruling Party Out Of Power Is The End Of Democracy https://t.co/wJON0VP5A4 https://t.co/nK64Cp5hfx

Kamala Harris Speechwriter Leaves Administration To Write For Sesame Street https://t.co/gjzYj5PHtz https://t.co/0jG3QlQeXG

Obama Reassures Nation He's Still Running Country https://t.co/SR2fveTeI1 https://t.co/BiOt6IHd65

Man Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President https://t.co/TviiqcvOHi https://t.co/7Pvqdh9oOo

Biden Stepped Down. Here Are The 8 Things That Happen Next https://t.co/2Q3MZxnsj2 https://t.co/5FUhzowHDc

Secret Service Reveals Head of Trump Security Was Chief Wiggum https://t.co/MTN2YQMTDn https://t.co/SuOGYw9onb

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been https://t.co/pO87wUpWnj https://t.co/qT0uhsGKtj

Aides Struggling To Figure Out How To Break The News To Biden That He Dropped Out https://t.co/a7C890dIsW https://t.co/Bgk4NRa09N

Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection https://t.co/VCMJvIvJJq https://t.co/f49ylkMeYZ

Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race https://t.co/hq6RrcVcQC https://t.co/NW4qMlEtmx

Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface https://t.co/S9DccwJ1l1 https://t.co/tP6gRuOvwF

New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia https://t.co/UWYGATLBwG https://t.co/W5R3sSl80j

Revealed: Biden's Nickname For Each Member Of His Administration https://t.co/8t1aqC7U87 https://t.co/Wzfh2sxwTm

Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/BfNDwzlkyb https://t.co/hhFxWhilGy

Biden Announces He Will Host Own ‘Stop The Steal’ Rally https://t.co/XrvOYnv22q https://t.co/mTaPkkSGnK

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