Halfway through my excel season, bring on the meteor... 
So that's where that 80's drum sound came from. 
Dinner with the covidians got canceled, because of covid...sweet!
Switch 2 rumors: leaked plans or a secret Illuminati plot. More at 11
Man, I really wanted a Super Jeff. Hell, it includes Jeff himself, an off the charts value-add 
No one, and I mean absolutely no one, is talking about how risky it is to leave coins on an exchange. Everyone is going to be caught off guard. Scary
Tonight, I dine with the covidians, oh joy
RESET the harmony of forget
Well, all I can say is pay back will be swift... 
Bahaha 
A tune to enhance your Mother's Day festivities
What the hell happened here?! I'm blaming you monsters and your incessant Dreamcast component cable demands 
Nozick's The Tale of the Slave just came up in casual conversation... 
Legal folks, having an armchair lawyer discussion over breakfast, can you commit perjury if you are declared mentally ill?
What if the Disney acquisition of Star Wars was George Lucas playing 4D chess - he gets $4B, and knowing Disney's hunger to exploit shittily assembled sequel movies, his prequel movies will always look like cinematic masterpieces by comparison.
On a covid conference call...puuuuure fear porn 
Bout time, let's do this 
Doing the Star Wars ranking thing:
1 Empire Strikes Back
2 Return of the Jedi
3 A New Hope
4 Rogue One
5 Phantom Menace
6 Revenge of the Sith
7 The Force Awakens
8 Attack of the Clones
9 Christmas Special
10 The Last Jedi
11 Getting Molested at a Comi-Con
12 Rise of Skywalker
Doing the loud SOFT loud thing today 
I used to think the term "new normal" was wildly cringey. I'm starting to see it now though. The old normal was haphazardly taped together by a lot of rationalization. The new normal is not. Its clear how tired I am of associating with covid hysterics even if I get paid to do so