+ Rocket warthogs, flamethrowers, fuel rod gun
- Ran like dogshit https://t.co/M5ld5Sux0U
Step 1: Hack a fortune cookie manufacturer/their printing contractor
Step 2: change all fortunes to "go touch grass"
Step 3: Utopia
My reliance on Windows bothers me. I like Linux, I've tried several varieties and one of my computers always runs Linux, but I keep falling back to Windows as a daily driver, mainly because I want to run certain games.
Wow, the WIP list just got a boost
It's 2001, your kid brother/sister snaps your brand new copy of PSO. You go buy another copy. Your Dreamcast then refuses to accept the new serial and access code because the previous one is still stored in the system with no way to erase it. What exactly are you supposed to do?
Played it out, sounds good to me https://t.co/1wHeRDbmVM
"What are you, just standing out here cranking beers?!"
Yes, yes I am 
I go through phases where I am able to listen to podcasts and where I am not. I'm several months behind on this one and am playing catchup, but am reminded that this is a really solid podcast on the French Revolution
The libertarian to authoritarian pipeline is real. It starts by reading libertarian tweet threads on any topic. Near the end, you just want to silence the participants, even the ones you agree with.
Todd...no...
Two years from now, Tony Hawk will be too old to skate in Pro Skater 2. It caps you at 55.
People take their grope boxes very seriously
The perfect Lego set doesn't exi...
Maine: The way Lyme Disease should be
And now to track down an old keyboard or mouse to test 
I told my daughter I needed to go wrestle her brother to get dressed. She asked if I was going to bring the table. This confused the hell out of me. She then asked if I was going to bring the table, chairs and a ladder upstairs.
I forgot I made that reference 3 weeks ago hahaha
How have I never heard of Mike Caracciolo and his quaalude rant until now?
I'm excited to see this project progress https://t.co/oI6nEC6Mwq
The Metaverse for libertarians is literally Ancapistan In Our Heads, and in Ancapistan in my head, I run a small, family owned guillotine shop. It's not much, but it puts food on the table and brings me satisfaction.