I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like https://t.co/QXsCK2d28a

It's easier for Psycho Mantis to read minds when there's already a hole in the head.

Fuck golf

Sounds like Jane should have been blocked... https://t.co/mF6f4XMunC

The UK isn't a vassal state of the US...oh wait... https://t.co/50Aj5hXcZF

Haven't touched a golf club in years...this should be entertaining/embarrassing for my company 😬

Tasty after work beverage. I think I had Baxter in constant rotation in my fridge for all of 2014

Someone on here just forced me to buy Children of Men. Haven't seen it in years, don't remember much about it other than its bleak and I loved hearing The Court of the Crimson King on the soundtrack. I saw someone post about it, can't remember who, had to watch it haha

"I'm going to learn about digital privacy and security. This should be interesting, I can always improve and that's fun!"

Moments later...

Shock, horror, hopelessness, Industrial Society and Its Future page 1

Best wishes to Dr. Fauci. I hope he has access to lots and lots of Remdesivir...double doses...triple doses, again best wishes...

I spend a lot of time doing things because I can, and not because I actually should/need to.

Going to settle down, live a quiet life in the Uncanny Valley

LaMDA?! Psshh. Try SmarterChild

Why is bitcoin crashing? A slew of technical explanations are out there that I have disregarded. Instead, I am working under the superstition/assumption that I'm being given a second chance to make up for cashing out years ago and buying a shitload of games.

Going to get my kids to scribble a bunch of red and green lines. Then I'm gonna get on here and make some wild bitcoin predictions.

"Theres support at 18K, and ultra-super support at 9K before it launches to 175K, buckle up asshats"

New plan:

Sneak onto someone's property with fruit bearing trees, graft a different type of branch onto that tree without them knowing. Later, watch them make an ass of themselves proclaiming some miracle that their apple tree is growing pears or something like that

Follow-up: its like a New York accent got smashed into a Boston accent, and it comes and goes. Real weird.

Did Yarvin spend some time in Boston recently?

The Twitter bots have become sentient...Cheryl1947493025830 is fighting with Bob8493949302432 about the latest crash

"Bob the Builder sucks D and you can't trust him"

...I'm still laughing at this. What reason would a third grader have to not trust Bob the Builder? Shoddy workmanship and cheap materials?