Some of the funniest shit can be found by clicking this button... https://t.co/RFH24R6vy7 
I'm still amazed and happy this exists...
Everyone is mad that Chris Pratt's Mario doesn't sound like Charles Martinet. I'm mad he doesn't sound like Lou Albano
It's Saw 2, because it features a saw...too
Maybe we take a step back and stop giving weapons to the lunatic calling for preemptive nuclear strikes...
He's still a senile piece of shit, but props are due where props are due. https://t.co/u0OYGXKWQG
I'm going to buy whole damn franchise 
Thinking about my retro consoles is a Ship of Theseus-style exercise...
I would love to understand the marketing algorithm in Aliexpress. I have a history of buying cheap cables and circuit board components, but it recommends the most bizarre sex related shit imaginable. Don't get me wrong, its entertaining as hell, but how and why?
Imagine performing an amphibious landing with a bunch of cybertrucks hahaha https://t.co/oW0c2hWBRU
Time to disconnect a little bit 
I don't like the idea of cloud gaming in general, but in hindsight I think most of my hatred towards Stadia was just because it was Google. If it was any other company I probably wouldn't have complwined about it so much.
About fucking time! https://t.co/eoa3OHF1st
"Those buns that are conclapsing"
The last level of Katamari Damacy is probably the most surreal 25 minutes in gaming. I'm legitimately bummed its over.
From what I can tell, my overall use of Twitter can be boiled down into two very specific things:
1. Finding interesting and nostalgic video game content
2. Getting pissed off at virtually everything that comes out of Reason Magazine
More 128kpbs trash out the door, replaced with better rips. I'm pretty sure my Incubus mp3s were from Napster. Not kidding.
I'm clearly in a phase... 
Just discovered the Fountain app. Theres something oddly satisfying about earning sats listening to Peter Schiff. 
