"Why yes, I do hate myself and place absolutely no value on my time"

...was in the mood for some cringe.

My buddy's dump find GameCube. It's fucking nasty. I now have hepatitis, tetanus and herpes, but it does power on. Just needs a deep clean and maybe a PicoBoot for good measure. DOL-001, a good one to save.

Playing Windwaker, the way God intended...

Genesis controllers work on the Atari 2600 (by a happy accident as I understand). Does the Genesis 8bitdo adapter also work the 2600? Getting mixed messages searching around.

#RETROGAMING

Yes, Twitter is a dumpster fire, but don't reward cowards https://t.co/Mq8yWpVhgJ

I can't even type properly I'm laughing so hard

I can't stop laughing. God I love cesspool that is Twitter

Nintendo never forgets a good idea. Miyamoto wanted a ridable dinosaur in the original SMB and had to wait years to pull it off. I gotta wonder if Raphael the Raven inspired Mario Galaxy...

My wife: how can you stand that noise?!

Me: Your precious angel [points to son, who now has a shit eating grin] screamed non-stop for an entire year. It was relentless. I am a stone, I am a diamond. This is nothing.

My wife: ...

My 3 year old, who wanted to help me, just ran at my consoles with a hammer...

Yeah, gonna need to trade that for the toy drill or something haha

In a conversation with friends a week or two ago, I described Jordan Peterson as "an uber-boomer, but mostly harmless". With him screeching about anonymous accounts again, I'm rethinking that statement.

The ending to Fight Club, except instead of banks and credit card companies, its the server buildings for Teams and Zoom.

I have a mandatory training today, and if I can stop myself from speaking, I get to keep my job...but I really want to start frothing at the mouth about seizing the means of production and unionizing the masses as retaliation for having to take the training.

Cable management...attempt #7239

Feverishly trying to block and mute all the accounts that annoyed me on Twitter that will also annoy me on Fedi.

This is wild. How and why does this exist? https://t.co/OodB7Wi6FX

My condolences to everyone out there that was dreading this, but I have some ski equipment that I desperately want to bust out, so, ❄️😎❄️

My friends are insane people and decided to get me a Saturn because I've been talking about getting one for about 3 years...blown away

BlueRetro adapter works on all my consoles except the PS1 with the xstation installed. The board is a PU-18 which I've read can cause issues with random button inputs, but my adapter acts like its not getting enough power. Did I screw up with the xstation install? #retrogaming

November 14th, 2022, the heat finally kicked on.