World Heath Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic

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Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID

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Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies

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To Announce They’ve Given Up Completely, DNC Selects David Hogg As Vice Chair

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Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said

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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals

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Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore

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Clump Of Cells Dies At 67

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Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions Of Dollars To Emergency DEI Initiatives

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Trudeau To Be Humanely Euthanized

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Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket

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Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas

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Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction

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McDonald’s Surpasses FBI In Number Of Shooters Apprehended In 2024

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9 Things Public Schools Won't Tell You About The First Thanksgiving

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RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

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Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

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Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD

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CBS Reveals They Interviewed Kamala For 721 Hours In Order To Compile '60 Minutes' Of Usable Footage

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FEMA Warns They Don’t Have The Resources To Block Humanitarian Aid For Next Hurricane

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