why do you quote post so much

Absolutely not.

I was making black powder and put my implements into the dishwasher. Stained everything black and it smelled of sulfer for a week.

Yes. "Controlled"

Thanks for reminding me, but I just took off my shoes, I'll get to it soon.

I bet it was a dirty one

If you want to stress out your wife just start cleaning the kitchen

I regret to inform you.

You have been promoted to a customer

Root beer mint chip float

Listen. I may be black and a pussy but I ain't gay. I enjoy looking at pepperoni pizza, and eat pineapple pizza

DNA results came back %100 pineapple pizza

shit I've been found out

I am NOT black.

It's terminal :nicechan_cry:

Yeah it's the one with 500 teeth

We'll find a way to make this work.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

no fuckin way EOA NOOOOOOOOOO :cry_hq:

YOU'RE A NIGGER!!!!