Old Man Tyler
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It's Tyler
How to go to heaven (it's free): https://nicecrew.tv/w/fkm9q8QmL2vR28XMqbACie
I author and maintain the bible.nicecrew.digital Bible search tool.
Wife: @madison
If it's not scripture, assume it's a shitpost, and I'm here to have fun.
>Tyler, sometimes I ask myself who is more fucked up: You, or matty. Then I read this and realize, "Yeah, it's you."
- @JeffGrimesArt
>tylernol is our word but you can say tylenol
- @suquili
>I think you and @matty are making me retarded
> I was running around at work today saying "I am the cum man" and "jorkin time"
- @arm_barbarian@poa.st
Liquid shit time :doge_dance_cool:
No but I got some glue you piece of shit water fowl
Never owned a Honda.
Can't write a python program to unjork my jank
HOLD ME NOW
Even I could only look at that abominable username for so long.
It's got sixty-nine calories.
Sixty-nine.
hehehehehehe
It's carbonated tuna juice.
It's made for finches, but humans can drink it too.
Coffee time
:bigcoffee:

I have a HVLP sprayer. Maybe if I get a lift one day, I can dissolve lanolin in methanol and just spray it out and pray to God there is a source of open flame or a spark nearby.
Bet.
Worst pain a man can feel
guy who says brb but doesn't go anywhere


