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Old Man Tyler
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It's Tyler How to go to heaven (it's free): https://nicecrew.tv/w/fkm9q8QmL2vR28XMqbACie I author and maintain the bible.nicecrew.digital Bible search tool. Wife: @madison If it's not scripture, assume it's a shitpost, and I'm here to have fun. >Tyler, sometimes I ask myself who is more fucked up: You, or matty. Then I read this and realize, "Yeah, it's you." - @JeffGrimesArt >tylernol is our word but you can say tylenol - @suquili >I think you and @matty are making me retarded > I was running around at work today saying "I am the cum man" and "jorkin time" - @arm_barbarian@poa.st

Liquid shit time :doge_dance_cool:

No but I got some glue you piece of shit water fowl

Never owned a Honda.

Can't write a python program to unjork my jank

Even I could only look at that abominable username for so long.

It's got sixty-nine calories.

Sixty-nine.

hehehehehehe

It's carbonated tuna juice.

It's made for finches, but humans can drink it too.

Coffee time

:bigcoffee:

I know I'm ugly but hideous? That's a bit harsh

I have a HVLP sprayer. Maybe if I get a lift one day, I can dissolve lanolin in methanol and just spray it out and pray to God there is a source of open flame or a spark nearby.

Worst pain a man can feel

guy who says brb but doesn't go anywhere