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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
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I will put my trunk on your junk!

I rarely have to leave my house. Life is good.

There's actually a few good large suburbs in California I won't knock, and there's a few small ones I would avoid (I'm talking about you Red Bluff).

If she doesn't feel safe, she should try moving. I honestly don't know why anyone would want to live there, unless they're into some freaky shit that only the city can provide.

I wonder how many canines Dogtor Kavorkian has helped put to sleep. πŸ€”

Well... it's mayonesa, so... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Why are you still arguing with this avocado coon? πŸ˜’

The Humpleupagus is an endangered species. We can fuck, no holds barred, per WWF rules.

You're a female humpleupagus? What are you doing later? 😍

He deceiving you for pets and food. πŸ˜’