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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
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I will put my trunk on your junk!

We here at hump hump & hump demand that you immediately cease resisting our sexual advances and stick deez nuts in your mouth.

Works fine for me. Your first mistake is living in Canada. πŸ˜’

Rational doesn't mean making sense. The root if rational is ratio. Being rational is having the ability to balance opposing forces. To make ratios of things. Women are generally not rational because, for example, their desire that leads them to search for the perfect man is not balanced against the realities of aging and time.

On the otherhand, balancing the opposing forces necessary to stabilize a rocket is very rational.

You heard the man. I'm the last one. Who's gonna breed me? Any volunteers?

No. I said I wouldn't steal shit, not that I'd shit in the street.

Change the festival name to Mud Golem. Problem solved.