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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
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I will put my trunk on your junk!

Because everyone is watching PBS. 😏

I know a guy who once ate at a BBQ joint. He turned black two weeks later. 😏

I rarely eat out. I was in a pinch.

It's gas the jews, isn't it. 😏

News flash: Estrogen makes people nutty.

I guess I'm going to prison. 🤷‍♂️

He acknowledged my existence. 🥳

The caterpillar eyebrows are extra sexy. 😏

If you fuck them enough, they're cheaper than a hooker, and you don't have to worry about burying a body every time you finish.

She's not gonna fuck you. 🙄

The sovereign isn't subject to law when acting in his official capacity. The act of pardoning is within that capacity, so the pardons are facially legal. Whether a pardon can be a "blanket" pardon or whether it has to pardon specific crimes has not been decided by scotus.