You are still wrong, I don't care how much fun you are having rolling around in sewage.

Reporting you to a higher authority, he will send you directly to hell for subjecting people to 5e.
Sorry I don't make the rules, 5e redditors must go.
Luke warm take: If you DM 5e kill yourself NOW.
3.5 isn't even good, it's just an actual game compared to the newer editions
It was usually Fournival pre-patch because his affection shot up through the quests you are given.

"Why would you want to play your adventurer game as a mercanary or pragmatic explorer? You get politically correct paladin or evil spawn of satan. Choose now."
A good writer wouldn't even need 40 different branching paths, but a viriaty of well written dialoge options to get you to the three or four paths that they can control.
But making this is a lost art:
I am going to help you
I am going to help you (lie)
I am not going to help you - >
Fuck you
This is why not helping you is a good idea (Persuasion)
You are retarded (Knowledge)
Die (Attack)
And the retards who love 5e eat this shit up. They even took out alignments and racial stat bonuses, further enforcing your choices don't really matter.
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