Ha ha, I'll be lucky to see 60 the way I treat myself😬🤷🏻‍♂️. Good luck🥳.

Try being North of 45 and not far off 50🙄☹️😂.

Red onions are clearly purple, have you been using a "I'm a white Croatian girl" filter🧐? You're purple really aren't you😮. PURPLE😮😂.

You don't mute people😬.

It's just occurred to me, there's only one "like" on X and obviously no zaps.

I know a lot of you want zaps only, but I think emoji likes have their place for when something is good, but not worth zapping. And being able to choose your emoji for the like is so much more expressive 💜

It's wild knowing that some of you nostriches are already wealthy beyond my comprehension with your stacks. Yet you're still retarded and not one of you is becoming Batman....

It's ok. I'll tag you in them all next time😬😂. (JOKES, I wont🙏🏻).

You mean you missed my........3,426 notes😮🧐😂.

Gm #nostr

Well. I think I've had my most prolific noting day on #Nostr to date. I guess that's what happens when you're a pissed idiot who stays up all night drinking and STILL hasn't been to bed🤷🏻‍♂️. So, as an English gentleman, I apologise, for the mundane, obtuse, and for any offence caused.

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Only take 1 minute of your time. I sometimes search new workers online . Trough my memes 🤣👌

Imgflip.com you can do it . I know you can 🐸🎶🦾

Always mute scammers and bad people copycats double npubs and fake bot accounts. It's good for your own feed . You wil get used to it ? And filter the noise also use hidden words It's your own algo your are creating and feeding 🫂 good to see you stil have fun around here. Nostr is not a platform It's a protocol you can use just the way you want to build it. It takes time to filter your happy feed but when you have peace within you will always shine bright 💜🌟

Nostr is better than other social media

But consuming social media Is always bad

Use it to monetize or create content or have fun interacting with others

But if you consume it, its better to delete it and just chill

Just make memes and have fun with frens. Fuck the retards and just mute it's a nostr superpower . Always use the brain and let nobody inside 🔐✅️💜🚀

That is EXACTLY what I do.

Being alone is my sanctuary.

I'm not a "People Person".

I don't need to work, so I don't.

I have a very small handful of good friends who I trust.

I readcmy books.

I make my music.

I vibe with a few people on here, as my only "Social Media".

Just make memes and have fun with frens. Fuck the retards and just mute it's a nostr superpower . Always use the brain and let nobody inside 🔐✅️💜🚀

Nostr fam, my bad for turning your timelines into a glitchy dumpster fire today. I was basically speedrunning Yakihonne like a caffeinated gremlin on a bender, smashing buttons and summoning digital demons left and right. Nailed it enough to stick it out for now. Mad props for not muting me mid-meltdown; you’re tougher than my sanity. Back to the grind, mayhem incoming.

Just like the ‘60s, the FBI and CIA hide the truth in plain sight. Kirk’s assassination isn’t unclear, it’s deliberately unclear.

"lol"

The trust collapse isn’t a crisis of cynicism, it’s a crisis of evidence.

People didn’t become paranoid; institutions became predictable.

Set up a lightning wallet bro so we can zap you

Sounds fun. Define “insane” for me. 😂

Entering into the Nostr arena can be overwhelming to someone who doesn’t speak all the fluent Nostr “languages”.

Bitcoin and cypherpunk ideas run deep here. Privacy, censorship resistance, and freedom tech matter to a lot of people in this space. You don’t need to be a maximalist or developer, but understanding why people value these principles helps make sense of the culture.

Shitposting is valid. Serious discussion is valid. Code talk, memes, philosophy, whatever. There’s no algorithm trying to make you angry for engagement.

Don’t stress about saying the wrong thing. This place works better when people are authentic rather than performing.

What did I miss?

Gn

Does vitamin C really effective? I need to try. I'm already on prozac tho🥲

Building with your beloved is the highest form of partnership. When transparency meets shared purpose, marriage transcends companionship and becomes mutual transformation.

Your spouse should be the person who sees your potential more clearly than you do, challenges your complacency, and stands as your fiercest ally when the world demands conformity. Children don’t slow this momentum but multiply it, anchoring abstract ideals in flesh and blood.

The castle you build together isn’t just shelter but proof that love, when aligned with principle and pursued with complete honesty, creates something that outlasts you both.

The developers building Nostr aren’t optimizing for your quarterly satisfaction scores. They’re architecting digital infrastructure that will outlast the corporate platforms currently rotting from regulatory capture and ideological decay.

The builders hear you. They see every frustrated note, every feature request, every complaint about relay inconsistencies. But they’re solving problems that require deep technical consideration, not hasty patches that create technical debt.

Your impatience is the tax you pay for decades of digital dependency. Learning to wait, to contribute constructively, to appreciate incremental progress. This is the psychological infrastructure required for true digital sovereignty.

Poor mum, having to give birth everyday

I don’t care what you think of my dislike for you.