Gm! First boxes packed and headed out the door today! 🐝 🍯
Still taking (pre)orders for our soft (re)opening. 🤫
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Placed my order this morning! 🐝⚡️🍯
Banks are just a tentacle of the surveillance state.
Got another one from Trezor about a “quantum resistant” firmware update. 🤣
Hey, tomorrow is next year…so there’s that.
GM ☀️ PV 🖖
I fucking love pickles!
Dill Pickles
Full Sour
Half Sour
Spicy Pickles
Sweet Pickles
Bread and Butter
Pickled Peppers
Pickled Tomatoes
Pickle Relish
Cornichons
Gherkins
PICKLES PICKLES PICKLES
Yeah, only 64.5 light years away…let’s go!
Hear me out…it’s like Jupiter, but 900°C and rains molten glass.
Sun your balls at night with this one weird trick!
“This Company Wants to Sell You Sunlight at Night From Space”
Lights My Way
#technology #scifi
https://www.vice.com/en/article/solar-power-at-night-reflect-orbital-satellite-startup/
Can we mine bitcoin with it? Because if so, count me in.
There’s no shortcut here.
He's broken the first rule of stealth, he's only told the internet!!! https://video.nostr.build/cfc7ae11f9159d600997916384c5fa51288676f2fa829a9533eb4adbb077cde6.mp4
Where does he take a dump and shower? And don’t say “the gym” unless it’s a magical one that’s open 24/7/365.
This! 👆
Nostr takes work. If the profile is dormant for weeks on end, people forget they exist or never see them in the first place.
Follows are built by engagement and #zapvertising.
Don’t wait to find out the hard way.
I make more typos on Nostr before breakfast than most people make all year!
*year not user #typostr #forevertypo
Comerías ésto? DEFINITIVAMENTE SI #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/7e18ff279f600774db63ee787194f738ac86c25506358b14caebc005df9bc915.mp4
Are you trying to give everyone a heart attack?! 😆
Make 2026 the year #V4V goes mainstream. 🎶🎸⚡️🎧
GM ☀️ PV 🖖
Everything seems fine, however you’ve currently run out of premium time. You can top up at https://dashboard.azzamo.net
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Note: we don’t track individual relay connections, so we can’t verify specific users, but once topped up you should be able to connect and publish without issues.
Sweet, I was holding off on that because I was getting connection issues before, probably because of my follow list size. Now that’s fixed, so I’m paid up for the year.
One thing you should check is how these amounts are displayed, looks like there’s an extra zero coming from somewhere. 😉
Seems to be good! Can you verify my connection?
Comparing people to animals is pretty cold, though.
Esophageal or stomach cancers. Ask them to do an endoscopy too.
Nobody deserves to go out this way.
And to clarify my earlier point, you (we) are all dumbasses regardless.
Apparently I am a Nostr boomr now.
Go get your routine cancer screenings, all you dumbasses!